Friday, August 3, 2007

Subject: Cannabis

Marijuana prohibitionists are a lot like heroin addicts. They keep shooting themselves in the ass while everything around them falls apart.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Subject: Mississippi

In Alabama there is a saying.
Thank God for Mississippi.
Of course, I wonder what people in Mississippi say when they talk about how backwards their state is.

Subject: Pick Up Lines

"Mind if I stand next you and do some talking." Or, if your feeling shy. "Mind if I get you drunk tonight."

Subject: iPhone

Oops, I googled in my pocket!

Subject: Politics

The truth about Washington is that little emphasis is placed on truth.

Subject: Iraq


...But what delightful TV ratings!

Subject: Japan

Welcome to Kyoto, the anagram lover's Tokyo.
- adapted from futurama

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Subject: Religion


So Jesus was a hippie? Oh great, we're definitely all going to hell then.

 
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