Marijuana prohibitionists are a lot like heroin addicts. They keep shooting themselves in the ass while everything around them falls apart.
Friday, August 3, 2007
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Subject: Mississippi
In Alabama there is a saying.
Thank God for Mississippi.
Of course, I wonder what people in Mississippi say when they talk about how backwards their state is.
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 1:03 PM 1 comments
Subject: Pick Up Lines
"Mind if I stand next you and do some talking." Or, if your feeling shy. "Mind if I get you drunk tonight."
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 12:05 PM 0 comments
Subject: Politics
The truth about Washington is that little emphasis is placed on truth.
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 11:59 AM 0 comments
Subject: Japan
Welcome to Kyoto, the anagram lover's Tokyo.
- adapted from futurama
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 11:41 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Subject: Grooming
""I've decided that since I quit smoking, I'm going to eat whatever the f*ck I want, grow a beard, and use hygiene at my own discretion."
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 7:50 PM 0 comments
Subject: Politics
Reality has a well documented liberal bias.
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 7:48 PM 1 comments
Subject: Religion
I prayed to God for a bike and quickly realized he didn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 7:47 PM 0 comments
Subject: Culture
I used to think "The brain is the best part of the body." Then I realized what was telling me this!
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 10:18 AM 0 comments
Subject: Music
"There are only two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."
- Duke Ellington
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 9:41 AM 0 comments
Subject: Politics
Conservatives can usually be cured by good wine and cover of darkness.
Posted by What Is A One-Liner? at 9:39 AM 0 comments